So ... sometime back in the last century,
Mrs. Gee was living at home while doing her student-teaching. We hung out a lot because ... well ... she is just a barrel of fun. During the course of that semester she introduced me to a new and all-consuming habit.
Crossword Puzzles.Oh, it's a
puzzle all right. It's a
puzzle as to why I would devote valuable hours every single day to this ... vice ... that as far as I know, does not have a 12-step program to help its victims. It's a
puzzle as to why I suddenly have added words to my vocabulary like
ilk and
alee and
Mel Ott*. It's a
puzzle as to why I cannot ... repeat
cannot ... consume my daily dose of cereal without my daily dose of words.
In my defense I will offer two excuses:
A) Somewhere, sometime, someone did a study that said that doing crossword puzzles will help to stave off Alzheimers. (What that probably means is that when I am old and rambling off about nothing in particular, it will include an imaginary conversation with
Mel*.)
B) I consider it a virtue and not a vice that I can walk away from an unfinished crossword, when I have reach an impasse and my cereal is gone.
PDaddy cannot say the same. But then
PDaddy has so much information floating around in that brilliant head of his that he seldom reaches an impasse.
Two last notes: A) I don't ... I repeat I don't do Sudoku. Don't even try to get me started ... and B) Mel Ott* played baseball for the Giants and was the "First National Leaguer to hit 500 homers".
I learned that just yesterday.